About 20 years ago, during the tail end of my misspent youth, the governor of Texas invited me to come live in his house for two years and three months and when I came home I didn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, so a good friend took me in until I could get back on my feet. The first thing we…

Bummer.  All these years I thought Joe Mondello was Dr. Oldsmobile.

It would be mortifying to be banned from Wal Mart, but this snowflake deserves it. I recall once in my younger days being banned from a dive bar and yelling as the bouncer escorted me out “I’ve been thrown out of a lot better places than this!”  It took years to live that down with my buds.

Yeah, Bill. Next year, at the dedication and ribbon cutting of Trump’s likeness being cut into the stone at Mt. Rushmore, Trump is gonna officially change the name to “The Stooges Rally.”

After this one I’m gonna retire.  My jokes fall flat.

The wheel’s only excuse was, “That’s just how I roll.”

These puns are getting tiring.

Hotwheels!

I can already hear it, when the Jeep Wrangler purists see one they’re gonna say, “Thar she blows!”

Wow. I agree with you on your ranking of Trump. However, I’ve never been so drunk that I would endorse him. Would I be out of line if I were to inquire exactly what it is you’re partying with? And maybe, could you take me with you sometime?

Uh, yeah, well.......We’re fixing to change the results of that 2016 election coming this November.

I was going to apologize for posting in the wrong forum, Rollo, but instead I’ll just say “Fuck Trump!”

If only these over privileged assholes would just hold the current presidential administration to the same fucking standards that they hold GM and Chevrolet we wouldn’t be in the fucking shitshow that we’re currently in.

When all of Trump’s supporters have finally contracted the virus and die from it, America will truly become great again.

It seems to me that the interior space is more important than aerodynamics, which makes sense for a food truck or mobile shop that spends most of its life parked.

I was being facetious.  Don’t get your undies in a snit.

Well, I wouldn’t mind seeing her tits, Jason.

Yeah, it’s gonna be hard to spin “He feared for his dignity.”

It amazes me how much can be done with our alphabet when we don’t limit ourselves to only the King’s English.

I know, right? I found myself wondering what kind of shit that elephant got off into this time, only getting house arrest instead of some actual hard time.  The courts are just to lenient these days.  Prolly had a good lawyer.