Your friend knows his carpentry, but not his women.

What’s going to be hilarious is in about two weeks David’s going to write that he just saw this fucking jeep sitting on a trailer in the side driveway of the HOA president’s house.

Yeah, Rubio.  They all look alike, huh?

Earl Scheib, “I’ll paint any car, any color. Only $29.95”

I wish we could still have nice things like this.

If you need a 7 year loan to handle a $28,000 car maybe you should rethink your priorities.

Well, I always felt that Tesla drivers were bloody wankers, anyway.

Everybody gets burned out with the same old job every day.

While it’s hardly earth shattering news to anyone with even half of a functioning brain, I’m sure it’s going to lend itself to some pretty eagerly awaited juicy gossip.

The best sounding (to me) bike that I’ve ever heard was a Buell Lightning with a Supertrapp exhaust can on it. Man, that thing was sweet.

This idea is so ridiculous that it makes me wonder if Trump didn’t have something to do with its creation.

Looks like HAL in 2001. I’m sorry, I can’t do that, Dave.

Damn!  This skank needs a makeover, stat!

My first “bike” was a 1957 Allstate Cushman. It taught me most of my fundamentals. I graduated to a 1966 Suzuki X6 Hustler next, and it taught me the rest.  I don’t see myself warming up to ACC, ever.  Get off my lawn.

This guy needs to think about getting a new wife.

Hell, with that radiator exposed like that, if one of the drivers even tailgates another vehicle on a gravel road it’s gonna take him out of commission.

They want to appear as badass, but so far they’ve barely achieved dumbass.

David, that Pariesienne that you got the alternator from has a Chevrolet grille.  That might be a unicorn there.

Whats’a matter princess? Does your Huggie need changing?

Yep, user name checks out.  Get past it, snowflake.