Looks like I’m not the only one who can’t let things go.

Uh, wrong room.  Jezebel’s down the hall.

Be careful with Calvin pissing references.  There’s snowflakes on here clutching their pearls and getting their panties in a wad about that shit.

These things will probably go to people who really know how to make money, but not necessarily know how to handle 180 HP on a 400 lb. bike. There will be hopefully only a very few spectacular failures, but they will be inevitable.

A Sportster is a handful even when you’re sober. As a bar crawler this is not a good idea at all, especially with the modifications to the ergos.  Crack pipe.

This scooter falls into the exceedingly rare category of “environmentally-correct rat bike.”

You’re right about it being crack pipe, but in its defense, Sportsters never even came with more than a speedo, anyway.

Coincidence or not, I’m glad to see Ford crawfished on this.

Uh, if you’re from Texas like me, anything outside of Texas really doesn’t matter.

LBJ Day is kind of a thing here in Texas, but not really so much so considering he was one of ours.

He’s the one who never heard of it.  The rest of us have known about it all of our lives.

Well, all I know is she comes home with “Dried Black Fungus”.

Trevor never was quite able to get a handle on the difference between “badass” and “dumbass”.

Jason, I hear you. I’m married to a Chinese woman and when I open my pantry, I see some of the strangest translations on the groceries that she brings home from either Thang Hung Welcome Foods, Hung Dong Super Saver, or wherever she’s shopping that week. The Chinese are big into mushrooms, but they’re labeled as “Dried…

I hope that Zeitz can make it happen. Harley was almost 50 years old the day I was born, and I would love to see them continue on. I realize that I am in Zeitz’s sights as a member of his customer base and I am not in the market for a new scooter and I doubt that I ever will be again at my advanced age, but…

The rest of it I’m on board with, but I draw the line at chicken-molesting.  A man’s got to know his limitations.

I’d be careful with that. There were some adult diapers and a BB pistol involved.

Congressman, hell!  He could be president!

Almost all the Jalops who did ring in rang in favorably, except there were a couple of ‘em who had a stick up their ass got their panties all in a bunch over it. I’m confident that Torch meant no harm. His sense of humor is one of his most endearing qualities.

Yeah, yesterday. Torch is on double secret probation because of it.