Yeah, I was at a gun show today and there was this guy in a Citroen DS had a whole case of pristine FN rifles for sale.  Never been fired, only dropped once.

Or, a white flag tied to the antenna.

It’s been a long time since I saw someone spell harebrained correctly, but you could have kept the hyphen and just combined the two words.

Scraps may have paid his debt, but all dogs are recidivists.

I don’t know about you guys, but $3.3 Billion with a 16.5% margin in one year would definitely put me on Easy Street.  Sounds like a good plan to me.

That does seem to be a bit of a stretch, doesn’t it.

You too, huh?  Yeah, you get a wife that’s got even half a brain she won’t soak up any of that bullshit.

I don’t know if I completely trust this guy to edit my beloved Jalopnik.  His name sounds like he’s a retired titty dancer.

I think that I might like to party with Mike Agustin.  I’d bet it would be “interesting”.

It wasn’t really wild, per se, but I was always kinda partial to the Levi’s seat covers in some of the old Gremlins.

Something tells me that this not going to bode well for the automotive underwriters in the State of Georgia.

Well, one good thing. You can prolly lean your seat back without pissing somebody off now.

The people who try Trump’s “cures” will probably mostly be his supporters, so there will actually be a beneficial cleansing, of sorts.

Trump is really beginning to see the handwriting on the wall that he will not be reelected, and like the petulant little brat that he is, he is causing as much damage to this country as he can before he is escorted out of office with his stumpy little Corgi tail planted firmly between his pudgie asscheeks.

Jason, can you elaborate a bit on the sexual gratification thing?  Asking for a friend.  Thanks.

Throw two wheel wells into the equation and the only thing you’ll be able to haul back there is loose golfclubs and fishing rods.

You gotta leave room for the wheel wells.  It’s gonna be pretty tight in there.

I see what you did there, Doug.

That’s some pretty obscure shit there Jason, knowing the first time a car was used as a ventriloquist’s dummy. I really need to spend more time on the computer.  I think the world is passing me by.

Although it has a nice looking paint job, I would still be mortified to have any of my friends see me driving a fucking Nissan Cube. Crack pipe.