Stealing that poultry truck was just chicken shit.

More like a Mess Stank.

I’m maybe too old for streaming, but I don’t think I’ll ever outgrow a nice set of hooters. “OK, Hooters!”

I’m married to a Chinese woman and she approves of your humor.

This is sure gonna fuck up the used car market in Mexico about 10 years from now.

I didn’t know a Ridgeline could haul 1100 pounds fast enough to even get you into trouble.

I’ll bet Robbie Maddison couldn’t jump THAT fucking thing 346 feet.

11 days?  More than Trump has done in 3 years.

While I do think that’s a good idea, I think it would be more appropriate to name some foul STD after him, like something where when you get it, your balls ascend back into your abdomen like they were before you reached the age of puberty.

Yeah, I hear you. Their landings are “vague” at best.  My first urge when I want to kill one is to go get my gun, they’re that hard to kill. 

I was gonna say over on West Dallas or Waugh, but I cheated. Washington Ave isn’t far.

I know what you must feel like about those flying cockroaches down here, Toni. Anyone whom I’ve ever spoken to who was transplanted here have invariably mentioned those little airborne abominations of nature. I’ve been here all of my life and they still terrify me. You can actually hear them running when they’re…

When I was in college, back in the mid 70s, I worked part time and on weekends for Budget, shuttling cars from the small airports around Houston out to the HQ at the big airport. This was well before the age of computers and their record keeping was sketchy at best. I always took one of their Sedan deVilles home when…

OH, HELL YEAH!

“I don’t take responsibility at all.”  Donald J. Trump, March 13, 2020

I’ll bet that thing wouldn’t pull a sick kid off a tricycle.

With Trump in a Dempsey Dumpster.

I hope all the ones who are dying are Trump supporters.

I think I was married to her sister.

I’ll bet a few Japanese tuners will snatch some of these up to compete in Japan’s Dodgiban competition.