My Silverado’s 4 years old. Here in Texas we are required to have two. I’ve never had one on the front. I’ve been stopped twice because of it and both times the cop let me go because I told him in a respectful way that it was in an accident and it came back from the bodyshop missing its front plate. Got off both…

I always wondered where Murilee Martin disappeared to after he left Jalopnik. I used to enjoy reading about his junkyard excursions.

Well, with the engine missing, it oughta breeze through the emissions testing, no problem. But that fact alone will bite the buyer on the ass later if he decides to drive it anywhere that isn’t downhill.

Was the dolphin named Jackie?

Wow!  This is absolutely GOLDEN!

And if Trump were describing this towing test, he’d say “and they did it uphill, ok?”

I’ve been grilling steaks over 50 years and I’ve always been a flipper. Never in all those years has anyone ever complained about one of my steaks. Indeed, I have been told countless times that it was the best steak they ever had.

Yeah, and my mom invented spoolies.

Never mind.  I see it.

That conglomeration appears to be throwing a wake. What is it using for propulsion?

Yeah, the people at Mercury definitely know a thing or two about machining aluminum.

Yeah. Out here in the country you gotta diversify to survive.  Plus, it’s bass boat territory.

Shit.  They’re probably not even aware Chevrolet’s got a new Corvette.

There might just be one of these in my future, if my little podunk combination Chevrolet/Kawasaki/Mercury Outboard dealer ever gets one in.

Andrew, in your learned opinion, do you think there’s a lot of profit in a 60K base for this car?  Or any at all?  What’s your opinion on what the bean counters at GM think?

Jezebel’s down the hall, Sally. You’re on the wrong blog site. Turn in your keys.

Cowards run from trouble, maggot.  I’ll stick around and make my vote count.  Thank God for democracy.

Chinese booth babes surely must come from an especially exotic gene pool.

Well, we got our own first world dictator wannabe right here in the good ol’ USA.

If I only get one little chickenshit star for a gem like that, then everybody on here except you is an unwashed peasant.