Well, this is.....over the top.

I don’t know.  Did you see Bradley Brownell on the electric one yesterday?

Slightly used Mercedes for sale.  Recently detailed.

I’m uncomfortable even thinking of the consequences of Icy Hot in my jockstrap.

He probably got a replacement from Pick-A-Part.

Unless it was filmed by a security camera, it seems suspicious that it was caught on film.

Stupid SHOULD hurt.

The real crime here is those eyebrows.

These things were crack pipe when they were brand new.

Plus, a Ridgeline would prolly fit in the back of my Silverado.

If they’re gonna haul a scooter in the back for pictures, you would think they’d put a real BMW in there, not something subbed out to TVS and made in Bangalore.

Premier Trump wants a proud military display similar to his counterpart in Russia.

The seller claims that it was always meticulously maintained, but he couldn’t fix the fucking starter?  STFU.  Crack pipe.

His past track record speaks for itself.

Pffft.

Koenigsegg needs to get over itself.

You forgot “peckerwood”.

Luckily, my wee wee has always been adequate, if not occasionally impressive by never letting me down, so I’ll not be beating a path down to my Ford dealership anytime soon.

Home for sale.  Recently redecorated.  Reasonable.

Much beer.