This is fucked up.  Boeing needs to fix this and heads need to roll.

Well said, Mike. I first bookmarked Jalopnik somewhere around April of 06, reading the musings of Davey and Murilee (and his junkyard excursions.) Rest in peace, Davey.

As a native Houstonian, I think that old tub should be scuttled, too.

Came here for this, $kakes.  Leaving fulfilled.

I think “wrenching genius” in the headline is a bit of a stretch.

Does NYC really use tuk tuks for traffic enforcement?

That woulda put you in Pismo Beach.

What a pompous little ass.

Man, what a fucking idiot.

Yeah, but they don’t shit all over the floor.

I shit in your general direction!

I’m married to a Chinese woman, and her maiden name was Shi.  I Shi you not.

I wonder if she’s stump broke.

Thanks. Not being a Britney fan, it was an honest mistake on my part.

Maybe he’s not rally Canadian. He may be from New York, or the Ukraine or Venezuela, taking a driving vacation.

Why do you capitalize 20% of your words?

I know it. I appreciate the heads up. I’ve seen a few situations like this go south, one in a very bad way.  The kind that makes the 6 o’clock news.  I’m ready to bail at any time.

Yeah, it’s sad, but it’s gonna eventually bite him on the ass, not me.

Nah, I got a 15 year old stepson who’s damn near 16 and still in the eighth grade.   The only reason he’s that far advanced is because the teachers are all tired of fucking with him.  He’ll probably be in prison before he’s 20.  Our future.

What a shitty story.