Who shot this film, Stevie Wonder?

I can’t believe anybody needs to be told this.

In defense of HOAs, I don’t understand patina, either. When someone shoots clearcoat over their patina, I think they’re being ridiculous. By the way, fuck HOAs.

Man, that thing is decorated inside like a high end titty bar.

This is almost as good as the Donald Duck blowjob tape.

They don’t have that kinda time.

Same way you get to Carnegie Hall....practice!  Seriously, start on something small that you can manhandle.  Ride it enough and graduate from there.  If you stick with it, it will come to you.

I had one of those back in the 80's.  Diesel.  Damn thing wouldn’t pull a sick kid off a tricycle.

Because “pussy magnet black” just doesn’t have that certain je ne sais quoi.

Everybody needs to relax about Jason’s hair.  That front hairline’s receding like a hot glacier.  It’ll be completely gone in a couple more years and then he’ll look like a monk.

That is fucking hilarious!

Some things are just unforgivable.

At the beginning of the article, second line.

It’s Daimler-Benz, Jason.  This is a car blog, for Christ’s sake.

David, you’re probably a nice guy and all, but have you ever considered the possibility that you might be crazy?

I’m really kinda partial to Stumpbroke myself.

I wouldn’t even jokingly lie about voting for that asshole.

As God is my witness, I thought Christmas trees could fly.

I love it when I get a jury duty call.  I just tell them that I’m a convicted felon and they immediately tell me they’re sorry for bothering me.

BMW for sale, recently washed.