His attorney, after listening to the recording said that Kraft was discussing Patriots football with the massage therapist and instead of saying “handoff”, he got confused and said, “handjob”.

She sounds like a Republican defending Trump.

Well, good luck on your investments.

Cops.  Don’t you just love ‘em?

Ramen powder is pretty tasty on a boiled egg, too.

This moron is a prime candidate for the Darwin prize, but unfortunately for his bride, she will be the casualty. He could still win Dumbass of the Week on my local morning radio program here is Houston, though,they don’t award the title if anybody dies.

I am disappoint, son.  I was hoping that Jeremy Clarkson was one of the casualties.

It should be done on a case by case basis. In this case, maybe a year earlier.

You think street racing in Houston is dangerous? Man don’t EVER get in between our sheriff Ed Gonzales and the nearest camera. He’ll take your head off.  Deadly.

GM knows a thing or two about running a business. Trump doesn’t know shit.  He needs to STFU and do his fucking job.

Take your well earned star, you magnificent asshole.

The Stones will prolly still be around, at least Keith Richards, anyway.

Classic Golden Rule.  The one with the gold makes the rules.

David?

My sentiments exactly. I was gonna come on here and say that it was clean and all, and blah blah, blah, etc, but you said it succinctly.

Being a people hating sociopath, I prefer to use automated checkouts.  That way, fewer people to attack my defenses.  Have a nice day.

I’m glad to see that they’re using the tried and true splashdown recovery method and not that new backing it in bullshit.

I’m sure that with all that glass it’s a greenhouse in there, but it is truly blended beautifully. How the slope of the tailgate matches the slope of the T-Bird is amazing.  A stunning car.

You really spanked that one.

Anybody who refuses to vaccinate his or her kids deserves to lose them.