He keeps that shit up and pretty soon he’ll get plenty of sleep.

This sucks!

This will be a dismal day for the rubber gasket manufacturers.

No shit.  Well said.

Wow.  Those Harbor Freight Rockets are sure catching on.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

That sure looks like fun. About the only time he kept 4 wheels on the ground was when he was on the straights.  Any turn, at least one wheel up, if not two.  Wow.

Used Tesla for sale.  Heater works well.

This will probably be looked back on by historians as one of the earliest escalations of the Great Chic-fil-A / Holstein War.

Anytime I hear the word Simca, I think of Latka’s wife.

As a native Texan who grew up eating Whataburgers, the only thing they could do to improve the menu would be to add Blue Bell ice cream.

As a native Texan who grew up eating Whataburgers, the only thing they could do to improve the menu would be to add…

In spite of all the carnage,  the insurance claim was relatively low.

A “head turner”, huh?  A little too tributey if you ask me.  Crack pipe.

That thang looks purty tarred.

The caddie didn’t win the money.  Kuchar did.  Kuchar doesn’t owe the caddie shit.

Looks most appropriate on a Mustang.

Houston, my hometown.  God, I love this city.

Nah, man.  Flip flops.

That thing looks like hammered dogshit.

I was a foreign exchange student in high school and I lived with a family in Slovenia, and coincidentally I had Melania Knauss in one of my classes. Her nickname back then was Slobberdown Mycockyoubitch.