I’m happy that their hopes in the repair weren’t deflated.

I’ve been fucked over, but I make it a rule to not ever be fucked over twice by the same person.  It works well for me.  I don’t nurse grudges, but I do remember them.

There’s no way that would fly over here.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, $kakes! That was a divine pun.

Prolly a fuckin’ Prius.

Those designers in Detroit back in the 60s sure had the whammy on style.

Those white wagon wheels looked like shit back in the 70s and early 80s and they still look like shit today.

That’s just silly. An Igloo works fine for overnight, and after that, I’m homesick anyway. If I have to spring for a 99 cent bag of ice on the way home, I can afford it.

That’s just silly. An Igloo works fine for overnight, and after that, I’m homesick anyway. If I have to spring for a …

Was the pilot’s name Lupe?

On behalf of all my proud fellow Texans, fuck you.

rap.

epic.

And breeding.

I always thought the Buick Roadmaster was a good name for a cruiser.

Lighten up, Francis.

I showed this photo to my sweet little Chinese wife and being the situational philosopher that she is, her words were “Don’t like snek!”

Never change, $kaykes. We love you.

Urine trouble now!

My Lord $kaykes, you are a true gem in a field of stones.

Why don’t you just buy a pickup, too, Elizabeth? And quit bitching.