Congrats, $kakes. Kudos to you.

Kill it with fire.

‘64 Galaxie

Groundhog lives matter!

I was once told that railroad tracks were magnetized, by a driver’s ed teacher, no less.

Your cat needs an intervention, and then rehab.

I think he was riding Joanie when Chachi wasn’t around.

As you gain more experience and confidence in your riding, you will find it less important to have both feet flat on the ground when stopped. It’s simply a matter of balance that comes to you more later than sooner.

Anything from Harley Davidson should not be in the hands of an inexperienced rider. It is not a bike you learn how to ride on. It is a bike that you graduate into.

I’ve always found that forgiveness is easier to get than permission.

It’ll be interesting to see how long Trump supports this guy before he hangs him out to dry

For Sale: Nissan 350Z. Recently washed!

Was that a simile about the Rothko Chapel? Or a metaphor? I always confused the two. Anyway, why so obscure?

His climb was pretty impressive until he ran out of steam.

I saw a Mustang on the showroom floor at Joe Myers Ford in Houston a couple of weeks ago that listed for $92,000.00.

Yeah, it’s all well and good until you take that fucking cat through a carwash. An expensive lesson.

Uh, no. Trump, Trump, and Trump. In that order.

This would make America great again faster than that asshole in Washington.

Making something aerodynamic that rarely, if ever exceeds 15 miles per hour makes no more sense than streamlining a lawnmower.

I honked at a cop in Houston one time because he was still sitting after the light turned green and he gave me the finger. God, I love this town.