Eye level with an F-350? What are you driving, a go kart? Stop exaggerating, Billy. You know your mother warned you about that.

I think that you’re doing a disservice to bags o’ shit everywhere, comparing this psychotic asshole in this way.

I think the maintenance needs on that particular one just increased.

Said the guy who’s just here for the free food.

They tried these in Houston. Thanks to the hard work of attorney Paul Kubosh and others, the blatant money grab was a dismal failure.

Wow! Them people know how to PARTY!

Uh, Jezibel’s down the hall.

Be thankful you still have a mother who supports you, ingrate.

That woman driving in the picture looks like Dave Hester.

You fight dirty.

100 Million would certainly put ME on easy street.

It looks like what my dog does on the carpet.

David. You need help. Seriously, get some help.

I’d like to be a fly on the wall when she has to go potty.

This doesn’t really have anything to do with cars, but I’ve been banned from every rental yard in Harris County (Houston) just because of a couple of incidents involving trenchers.

physically immaculate? Would my filthy mind count against me?

Hang ‘em up in your carport.

Run Forrest, run!

I honked at a cop in Houston one time in exactly the same situation. He pulled away and gave me the finger out his window.

No offense meant. In my locale, we equate newbies with squids. Sorry.