Where you can find it: Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Your Friend’s DVD Rack

Actually, no. I would be devastated and would want to rip God’s head off for taking him away. Everyone reacts differently, being religious doesn’t mean you have to take stuff that would utterly destroy your family calmly you know?

(Porn as in moderated porn with no scam)

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

I think the most important factor of determining if you are a beer asshole is how you interact with people who are not enthusiasts. Don't shit on other people's preferences, and never turn your nose up at a host's beer selection. You can try to educate, but the moment you start turning down free beer you are an…

I've watched their East-West Bowl sketches maybe a dozen times. So good.

Anyone else thinks is weird he goes around taking selfies with people's crotches?

Good to see Helena Bonham Carter moving on from the divorce

Using the shit as an Opponent Repellent.

- No, the file you downloaded isn't the film you wanted
- Yes, you need extra software to download that thing
- No, you don't need the junk files that come with the movie

7) If the host did everything right, there will be a brief lag spike, and then Crota will remain on his knees, indefinitely invulnerable, which means you won't have to worry about his attacks or his shield regen. Suck it, Crota.

You have seen New Orleans, right? If ever there was a proverbial septic tank of a city, New Orleans is it.

Give the Alabama fan a break. Where she's from, that's a luxury toilet.

How is this irony? Like, at all?

Irony: see Irony.