Amen. Give us Bully, you cowards!

I replayed all three this year. GTA3 is rough as hell, but it’s mega short. You can complete the game, story and all side missions, in about 10-12 hours, and you can easily 100% it in ~20 hours if you know what you’re doing. It’s also not quite as dependent on combat accuracy; you can usually bring heavy artillery to…

I tried playing GTA3 last month. After experiencing that control scheme for the first time in 20 years, I have no idea how I was ever able to 100% that game.

And the motorcycle mission. Unless we love hearing “ all you have to do is follow the damn train CJ” over and over again.

Better renew the soundtrack rights. I have it laser-engraved in my memory that Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” is playing when you drive away from Ken Rosenberg’s practice and that’s no longer the case in the Steam version.

Just Watch is fantastic. It even works for the Canadians, which is actually kind of rare. It’s by far the easiest way to search through what to watch…especially when you’re consuming your streaming services on an Apple TV like I am.

I instinctively think of posters from the 80's. That pose feels of that time.

there’s a joke to be made here about how first party nintendo games never go on sale, but this is ridiculous

Nintendo also knows the fans will buy it anyway so they’re focusing on what general audiences will buy.

This is crazy to me. Why even bother? I almost exclusively use my Switch docked, so I’d be getting... an ethernet cable and not much else. Maybe with the bigger screen I’d be more inclined to play handheld? Text size on the current version is a major issue (I’m getting old & am probably already overdue for reading…

My gut feeling is that they planned a 4K Pro and planned to make OLED standard on Pro and classic models, but due to chip shortages, Pro isn’t coming until 2022. If they announced Pro for June 2022, nobody buys any Switches until then, whereas this gets some people excited for the holidays, and they can roll out more…

I’m sorry but advantages exactly?  Slightly better speakers and slightly larger screen dont come off as an advantage exactly. 

It’s not like Nintendo has a history of selling underpowered consoles regardless of what the fans beg for...

Phhhhttt, lololol. Get the heck outta here with that Nintendo. I mean, hey, it’ll look good and sound good on the new Switch, but there isn’t anything (from whats been released today) that will make any tangible difference that any other game won’t also have. I mean, I guess it’ll have some cool stereo effects, but…

Yeah…I don’t think this headline makes much sense, unfortunately.

I sincerely doubt it. Hell, one of the reasons I was rather bear-ish on the idea of a drastic performance boost mid-gen was because I couldn’t imagine Nintendo would even want to potentially revisit the New 3DS debacle.

Oh lol so this guy was just an idiot. 

Anyone can afford $50/month. That was an extremely lenient payment, and if it was my balls to the fire you better believe I'm making that payment early every month 

Based on the fact they even agreed to the $50/month payments, I think they have enough information that there’s really no chance of getting money out of him. Seems like a bit of overkill to do that to a guy if he can’t even afford $50/month.

Feels like this dude is gonna be living in a fed ex box after Nintendo is done. Hell they may come for the box too.