... Id still bang her—

Lorde is 35??!

I have seen the american version twice and I love it... I have plans to watch the original this week.

That movie was kinda funny... but the first time I saw it I was alone... and oh, Jesus H. Christ it scared the living sh*t out of me :((

Could I join you?

Living room with Xbox? Meh. Id rather let my brain get eaten by zombies.

I could make you one out of cardboard and gum for just 30 dlls...

Just being a little satirical here, I honestly dont find whats so fun about taking pictures of your food and sharing them in social media.

What about adults who still play video games? Or people who like to go to thos My Little Ponny conventions? Or still watch youtube videos? Isnt that meant only for kids?

I suposse you dont even go to a gym... believe me, I was a dick about sports just like you. But then when I started lifting that weird combination of over production of testosterone plus... I dont know how to describe it, but now I like sports. I mean, I watch them not beacuase I have a favorite team but because I…

Dont be a dick and start taking photos of your food, too.

I can't wait to take 3D pictures of my dick with it to send to my imaginary girlfriend.

What happens if you get tracked?

Les comparto una mía. Mínimo hubiese ganado el primer puesto.

Excelente, ya quiero estar en el estreno de Interestelar.

Dudeeee, you made my day

Darn it!! I was really excited for the Ps TV...

Ive been wondering lately, with all the tech we have today, why is not possible to create a chemical compound that makes you feel high without addiction problems and damage to the health of the user?

Well... Transcendence. Saw the trailer and was like "holly guacamole... Johnny Depp and Morgan Freeman?? this is gonna be great!!". After 4-6 months of wait I was like "meh, this is boring I hope it ends soon".

This reminded me of the underground city Neo Tokio in Evangelion.