That photo is kiiiiiilllling me with laughter. This will be my morning self-evaluation question now: “How am I today? Am I Marzipan, or am I Henri?”

My daily routine involves listening to the prior night’s MSNBC lineup. Once your lunatic president sent his “my dick is bigger” tweet,that pretty much devoured the news cycle.

Oh and also Trump’s full-of-shit voter fraud counsel is disbanded.

I don’t know if they did as editorial and sales are completely separate. Like everything else, I wrote this of my own volition and gumption, and I wrote it this late because I came to the show thinking it was gonna be some self-involved Girls bullshit and by the end it really won me over. I do not have to disclose…

Agreed. It should also be a white van. Or one with coyotes airbrushed onto the side.

TRUE STORY: I work in Rock Center but NOT for NBC and a colleague of mine had a broken leg. One day she was struggling down the street on crutches past 30 Rock and Hoda walked out to get in her black car. Hoda did NOT know my colleague, but because Hoda is a dream, she gave my colleague her black car and told it to…

Still my favorite.

Second best — next to you! 😘 Thank you for your kind words.

Within the context of him saying he was grateful for Michelle and that their marriage had withstood the pressures of the presidency, I’m interpreting the serenity as being for them and their being ready to move into the next phase of life. Obama is too tactful to say what he thought of Trump’s being president.

(Kinja just double-posted this for the halibut.)

Oy(ster)!

The next day he called 911 from a Chinese place complaining about the geoduck.

Sounds like he was feeling pretty crabby about the size of his meal.

At least he didn’t get physical and resort to using his mussels.

What happened to keeping clam and collected in fishy situations? He didn’t need to act so shellfish.

Don’t be so shellfish.

Shucks, if I were him I’d be clamoring to sue!