Kindly geriatric satanists welcome newlyweds.

he’s clearly not aligning himself with his family -- he and karlie both regularly speak out against this administration and put their money where their mouth is. yeah his family is horrible but i really admire him and am unsure why we have to shit on his happiness just because of who he’s related to.

I’m not sure that either of these will take the title (too early to say).

Cool, but whatever happened to the “Saturday” song Gambino performed on SNL, huh? It was overshadowed by “This is America”, but I haven’t forgotten. That would’ve been MY song of the summer, anyway. No need to include the lyrics “summer” or “summertime”. It would’ve been so easy.

My ass is the reason I can’t do most things. 

Yes. It’s Melania. What can I say? I like jackets.

Thank you. We want to be good humans for a dog too.

THIS. Some people just don’t want to admit that, yes, Kim Kardashian did a good thing for a good person in a terrible situation. What have any of the people on this thread actually done? Unless you’ve taken action, don’t shit on someone that actually stood up and did something.

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was…

Exactly. I don’t know why people are dragging on Kim. This is a good thing. 

If the “shrub” is a woman who has been in jailed wrongly for over 21 years I’d say the “shrub” is still worth saving.

Thank you. I push my nerd glasses up in solidarity.

Honestly the best part was learning that Sarah Paulson calls Cate Blanchett “Catey Blanket.”

I think you mean, in the original film Danny Ocean is played by Frank Sinatra.

God, a day after her death to provide such a statement, as heartfelt and heartbreaking as it is, his strength is immeasurable. I’m so sorry for him and their daughter. It makes me sad that he has to even delve into what is such deeply personal pain (her treatment, questions of substance abuse, the existence of a…

I am amazed and heartened that this came through. Kim Kardashian merits a great deal of praise.

I’ll give you that one and that one only.

But he’s friends with Timberlake. There is no excusing that fact.

HOW DARE YOU! Stop hating on my tv husband, Jezebel. Humor is subjective and some people, like myself, find him to be very funny and a kind human.