Thank you.

Kara, I just want you to know that I had a dream the other night in which someone said something shady, and I put my hand to my chest, looked at my best girlfriend, and said, “Did she just?” And she said, “I think she did.”

BLESS YOU ❤️

Gawker bros. So tiresome............:/

Wait - what?!?! What movie was he naked in?!?! I am asking for a friend. And is this movie on Netflix? I . . my friend has Netflix.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

It may however may be mistaken for Wile E. - serial stalker of Roadrunners.

Oh god why this again. As someone who was long stuck in the greys, I make a point of reading the pending comments and bring people out when I can. Fuck this fucking troll.

Ryanne Lochté - I read it as Ryan Lochte

I’m just hoping a coffee table book of these is released after the election. 10/10 would buy, and also give away to friends as Christmas presents.

The difference is that the story structure is deliberately simplistic so that it can allow a lot of extremely talented improvisational actors room to improvise.

These movies aren’t about the story, they’re about the performances and always have been.

“God loves a terrier
yes he does
God loves a terrier
that’s because
brown sturdy bright and true
they give their hearts to you
God didn’t miss a stitch
be it dog or be it bitch
when he made the Norwich merrier
with his cute little ‘derrier’
yes God loves a terrier!”

I knew someone like you existed...I JUST KNEW IT.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Not really germane to the discussion but I’m just going to leave these here:

strong contender for Burn Of the Year:

It will just be Hilary constantly saying “I’d like to give my time to Mr. Trump to continue what he was just saying.”

“Actor” is a stretch. “Person who is paid to appear in motion pictures” seems more appropriate.