She is also frail and disease ridden. Monkeynucleosis in my expert opinion.

I remember when I was a little girl, and our house caught on fire...

TEAM ROCK

Jeebus, can’t you just enjoy the fact that these people didn’t find it awkward and the daughter was happy and the dude was happy?

This is very sweet and I can’t stop laughing at the “8-9 years old”.

NBC was doing a pretty good job of cupping his balls but I don’t think that left any marks.

Every time I see the name, Andra Day’s Rise Up plays in my head. Not the same thing. Not at all

Enjoy (NSFW because...duh)

hahahahah

Also:

I’ve always loved this video. The smug look he gives Michelle is everything.

A star for the Highlights reference.

Trump v Obama is like Goofus v Gallant

Still, no one will explain to me why Jez hates Leo so much. Please. Why? What has he done to you?

I’ll admit it, I chuckled audibly at this.

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

Instead of joining Team Kim and Kanye, you should join me on Team No one.

Does that mean Melenia Trumps airs this Thursday?

Is it possible that ... he actually is so white that it’s contagious? Maybe there *were* several African-Americans and Latinos in the group, but after repeated Ryan exposure, they TURNED WHITE?

I think he might've been joking?