Ooh! Can I be a feminist crony? I bet the pay rate is pretty good, and I presume they offer excellent benefits.

And Beyoncé’s boobs ARE bunny ears.

Cool, I like how you just bring something up and say “Hey, maybe this, maybe that, maybe whatever, I dunno, but here’s an allegation I know almost nothing about but can’t be bothered to further investigate.”

SheI have such a low opinion of Dina that my first thought was “her cash cow isn’t giving enough milk/cash anymore, so now she wants it to breed new cash calves.” This is horrible and, sadly, probably not that far from the truth.

My father removed my sister’s bedroom door when she was a kid because she kept slamming it. But she put up a sheet and when we wanted to come in we’d stand on the other side and say “knock-knock”

I feel like this buries the best part of the beef, where a Drumpf supporter called John Legend uneducated (because of course) and he responded, “actually the Donald and I graduated from the same university”. Daaaaaamn. You couldn’t plan for a more perfect burn.

I think you meant to write Dina Lohan wants Ru$$ian grandkid$.

Trubama 4 eva

Michelle’s hair looks like she and the Prez got down just before walking in. I love it.

I’m not crying. Penguins smell like onions.

It’s almost like that’s not what the article said at all.

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

Samantha Bee is OWNING late night political/humor.

... Apparently Trump’s graphic designer never got past the “Bucket Tool” stage in Paint.

Can you imagine doing the conspiracy cruise and then this within the same year? I’d implode.

Kanye West doesn’t care about women people.

‘Cox’ is the least offensive thing my phone autocorrects to.