If she marries Rob, will it be BlacKardashian?

Until typing her name, today, I had never realised that it was composed of two actual words: Blac Chyna.

This kitty begged for a better body and got a better bag instead

I’m going to murder you guys and create a fake will in which you leave your tickets to an Internet commenter you really like “hats for cats”.

It’s like remaking The Sound of Music or the Wizard of Oz.

i will just copy and paste what i posted yesterday on IO9

That’s his single hair follicle. From there the strand loops and curves across his scalp, occasionally diving into his skin and re-emerging to continue its journey.

If I gave that woman any more side eye I would be looking at my brain.

It would be more surprising if she hadn’t made out with Liam Hemsworth. How could you not? I mean...

I think it's beyond a mistake. It's pretty unforgivable. This is an excellent, balanced take on it, though.

She complains that she is considered a bitch while a man would escape criticism.

#ULTRASOUNDGAZI

For real...when people shit all over Florida it annoys me. There are morons in all states, my friends.

Miami is the best place I have ever been. The Colombians, Cubans, Brazilians, Haitians, Argentines: I was there for three weeks and made tens of lifelong friends. Taxi drivers invited me home to drink Cuban coffee with three generations of family. Check it out, again, Mara.

That pissed me the fuck off. Khloe, read Cristela’s, and then sit down.

Oh my. Shame on me...

I know this sounds braggy because it is but I was at the Radio City show and she was so genuinely nervous and funny and loving toward the audience - she full-on wept after a standing ovation - and she just seems like she genuinely appreciates how lucky she’s been and adores her fans. (Also holy hell that woman’s voice…

She really is that genuinely cool and charming in person. We only spoke for a few minutes to put that impression in context but she really was lovely.

Woo-hoo! Now I know why my husband is so generous in the making of the coffee for me — part self-interest. Very sexy!