Well, duh. Old folks need coffee to stay up after two in the afternoon.

I have to wonder though if there’s a significant number of olds who don’t drink coffee because of a health problem which also impacts their sex drive?

This is Jezebel, you have to be outraged! don’t think things through, everything is just as it seems and never has any deeper meaning!

One of the best moments of my life was standing in line at the DMW as this broke through like a clarion call as someone’s cell phone ringtone.

Fantastic concept.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

At first I was thinking I could picture myself lounging around the house in Lady Gaga’s BAHA EAST get up. Then I realized my stomach would protrude through the abdominal cutout, making me look like a Care Bear.

Fun fact, people can care about more than one thing at a time.

Now I’m wondering why I don’t have a photo of myself as a laser-eyed centaur just waiting at the ready in my Camera Roll.

She’s also popular with some Black feminists/Womanists as well. My circle of friends will often forward her sketches around and I saw Trainwreck with a couple of my BF/Womanist friends (we liked it well enough, it was OK, not great).

I’m sorry MadamS. Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

You do that while I figure out where I can use your screen name

Look at this picture. I mean, come on. What a beautiful family.

rightfully so.

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

That’s very kind of you! :)

In other words, you’ve decided that making sure people are not being dismissive of other people’s humanity is not of import in this conversation. You’re saying it’s more important not to assert one’s humanity . . . in order to what exactly?

As I said in another comment, I have no need of this expression, as no one ever calls me racist (I’m not white), except maybe on the internet. However (and, again, as I said in another comment), I’d like to know how much self-righteous indignation I should reasonably bring to bear against anyone who uses the phrase…