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The fact that you even asked this question only proves to me that this site is in its death throws. Jalopnik is a car blog, SEMA is the epicenter of the aftermarket modification market. It is not open to the public, which would make the public’s main source for SEMA information the press. Do you have anyone at SEMA…

A shame, because the Flex is gorgeous.

That was short sighted and misinformed decision. yes, the previous 200 was not a great car, but the current one is solidly midpack in its class, has one of the nicest interiors and is quite the hoot with the V6.

From what I have seen firsthand, it is the underloved Ford Flex, poor fellers sit for months on the lots

Mercedes-Benz B Class! I have only seen 1 since they began being sold in the U.S. I haven’t even ever seen one at a dealer!

Me and my folks got one as a rental last summer, and we were pleasantly surprised by it. The only thing stopping me from liking it is the gearbox (an eclectic nine speed automatic), but aside from that this sub $30K subcompact does so much right. The fit an finish is spot on, the engine’s sufficient while amazingly…

They’re actually pretty decent cars. Nothing to go crazy over, but definitely better than a Corolla.

Shame, the 200 is a FAR better car than a Corolla.

I nominate:

This poor thing just looks like it wants to be put out of its misery.

Not new, but I’m betting you could still find some new on dealer lots.

The Dodge Journey. Still packing a 4-speed auto that would have been state-o-the-art in, say, 1985. Sad, anonymous styling, the only thing going for it is that it’s cheap and some people might mistake it for an SUV.

Damn Tom, way to hold a grudge

I give you the 2017 VW Jetta

They still sell this monstrosity???

The four door Mini Cooper is the saddest to me. Of all the awkward derivatives BMW created to justify a full brand and dealer network, this is the worst. It’s bigger than a car called Mini should be. It’s got proportions of the 2 door hatchback with extra doors tacked on. It looks like a bad Chinese knockoff of…

No words needed.

I feel sorry for the people whose jobs depend on the Cadillac brand. For decades, it’s been a brand that only old people buy despite efforts to change that. But it hasn’t changed and their potential customers are getting older and dying off.