you definitely missed the best one:

TMNT x Justice League Turbo

Umm, have you seen the ridiculous names that builds of any *nix distributions have? I can absolutely believe that a toolset is named bonobo. It was probably part of a suite of tools at one time that were all named after animals.

“What are you blind? You need to get your eyes checked. This looks like trash.”

I mostly agree. I just know from being around people with mental illness that those with it don’t have the tools to think things through as clearly. It is what makes helping people with mental health issues so challenging. Not that I particularly believe this woman’s story though, or rather her lawyer’s version, it…

I’m not saying that isn’t what she was doing, cause meth is in the mix, but that is a little reductive as a whole. People with mental health issues self medicate all the times, because mental health issues are complicated and what people think they are feeling is not all they are feeling. Mental reasoning skills in…

The tech works by inserting a ship in the insole of a pair of football boots/cleats,

If you get Pokemon Showdown shutdown because of this stupid shit, I’m never reading another Kotaku article.

Soo... Guerilla Warbears?

The same reason its making a Microsoft exclusive?

“from fascinum (“a phallus-shaped amulet worn around the neck used in Ancient Rome; witchcraft”).” 

“Fascination”, you say...

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Man, this reminds me that Final Fantasy X had one of the coolest Bahamut designs in the whole series.

DMC is a perfect example of how a nostalgic community can ruin a franchise. The franchise was all but dead, the 4th game didn’t sell so well. Then this game comes along trying to revitalize the franchise and people start freaking out. They act like it was a massive victory when plans for DMC2 were scrapped and instead…

I loved this game. The graphics, weapons, different pull mechanics, and how Dante and Virgil interacted. I thought that Dante had some real character growth, and the twist at the end felt earned.

As a former game artist, I’m far more impressed by the eyes in this game. They really nailed it with those.

It works with uBlock if you go into the settings and disable “cosmetic filtering”

As someone who never got into twitch and streaming and have no clue who all these people are, this whole situation, and the clip at the end in particular, just feels like grown ass men behaving like schoolkids.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

An errant employee accidentally sold the glowing vat of life restoring liquid hidden beneath a Toys r Us during a liquidation sale. Talia is going to be pissed.