God, what a game! Thanks for the great article, Anthony.

Here but just barely maintaining my patience!

Ween, “It’s Gonna Be A Long Night”
Guided By Voices, “You’re Not An Airplane”
Frank Ocean, “Facebook Story”
Company (original Broadway cast), “Sorry/Grateful”
Justin Timberlake, Carey Mulligan & Stark Sands, “Five Hundred Miles”

Nah, the opposite would be a reporter running into the fray wielding his mic like a morning star and mercilessly beating a mugging victim. This douche is just a coward.

He’s like Clark Kent if he decided to forgo the superhero path and just directly narc on people. Guessing this is what Zack Snyder had in mind.

That’s insanely damning.

Was this post timed with the Twin Peaks headline fuck-up this morning or am I taking crazy pills?

We did it! It’s changed! We did it, Threepio!!

Let’s make our own horrible headlines! I’ll start: “Jon Snow is 100% ALIVE and so is Game of Thrones”

Right? Also, it’s been a few hours since I first read the headline so I came back thinking maybe something else would happen during my morning to quell my frustration but no such luck. Reading this post now pisses me off just as much as it did three and a half hours ago.

I’m with you, pal. After last week I figured a development was in the works but, you know, I’d prefer to wait and experience it in real time. Maybe it’s Monday morning talking but damn did it suck to read this.

Spoiled immediately by the headline... on the main page. Definitely think about changing it because that was a really fun and cool way to start my week, not at all deflating.

“My client, James Franco, is actively looking for a relationship with a human woman to dispel certain ...unsavory rumors.”

Heck, if they can make Westworld semi-marketable they’ll surely be able to do the same with Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigalo.

It might be the “Kinja daze” speaking but I misread your first sentence as “but hasn’t the Hound gained weight?” Miller, this overhaul convinced me you were fat-shaming the Hound.

Unfortunately the showrunners are among those who don’t know how stories work. Fun times!

I... think this is a stretch. “Whoa, George R. R. Martin sure had the same facial hair as Kit Harington,” now that’s a headline.

It’s meta*!