And don’t say “Son of a bitch, you’re really no help at all, you know that?” to the traffic officer.

My mom, next to me on the couch: “Is that STEPHEN KING????? HIMSELF????”

Darn. Crate is probably my least liked segment from Creepshow. “They’re Creeping Up On You!” had my vote.

It’s her dad, give her a break. What, like she’s gonna say “yeah my dad’s storyline was complete fucking red herring bs”

META

She has been having a PR nightmare of a week and, I gotta say, she’s pulling it off. Really, really well. Think about your two biggest problems right now. Whatever they are, it is impossible that they are worse than her current dual (unintended or not) spokesmanship role in her husband’s current scandal and QT’s hot…

He made the 20th anniversary documentary special, too. The guy is a big Simpsons fan I guess? He... really doesn’t leave that strong of an impression.

I find [Safe] to be consistently and very eerily relevant. It doesn’t matter when I watch it, there’s always something to be gained from the movie. Revisited it two nights ago and, while the phantoms of AIDS and Scientology danced through the story, I noticed a new link: wellness culture and self-treatment for mental…

Can you guys knock this series off already?

“Bubbly water? Maybe some bubbly water?”

I could live with that.

Her physicality (especially when she’s doing “Sweet Dee in pain”) is possibly the best I’ve ever seen on TV.

Could the vehicular manslaughter be a Richard Horne/Twin Peaks TR thing? That seems like a reach, I don’t know.

“Da’s choy? Doe moulee-rah sa che!”*

Milo Yiannopolis/Max Landis tulpa confirmed???????

I’m not denying he’s a criminal, what I’m saying is that getting pissed off upon being reminded of deaths he personally had nothing to do with is a normal reaction. What’s not normal is everything else he does.

It’s more likely that he makes “beats” using a USB pad.

Kinja fever will grip the nation*!

Well... I don’t like the guy, but that certainly seems like a justifiable response to someone bringing up manslaughter committed by your dad.