I would like to comment in order to complain about how many comments there are complaining about how many C8 articles there are.

I have 2 manuals already, I think real talk, that I would accept a DCT as my next performance car.  

how concerned you are really depends upon where you parked your car

Still pushrod. There’s no need to go with DOHC. NASCAR still uses push rods.

A paltry 5.4L

Counterpoint:

Cupcakes ARE trash! Just like so many of this guy’s taeks. (“Touch the cars” shall never be forgiven. GTFOH with that noise.)

As usual, you’re wrong. I would absolutely eat the hell out of whatever vegan free-range single-origin taco cupcakes come out of that. (Okay, maybe not cupcakes. Cupcakes are trash.)

Bradley “Bad Take” Brownell, at it again.

0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. 60K starting price for the base model.

Oh Jalopnik.  You’re going to have to come up with some pretty good ideas on how folks should hate this car.   Good luck. 

Imagine buying literally any other sports car for $60,000 lmao

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

This is why people find gearheads insufferable. Instead of actually contributing towards someone’s ability to earn a living in an industry that makes it difficult to own a brick-and-mortar storefront, money-sink/weekend hipster transportation/instagram background prop is your take (As if that’s at all original) ?

Counterpoint - please fucking don’t. The best burger of my life came out of an H van in Torshavn, Faroe Islands (of all places). They look cool as hell, most people who use them as food trucks paint them in funky colors and take great care of them. WTF should they use them for instead, track cars? They’re work vans!

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”

Here he is, smartly suggesting the brake be used in an emergency.
And here you are, insisting that it not be called an emergency brake.
Why?

Originally they were for animal strikes in the bush, where you would still have a messed up rig but your radiator wouldn’t be cracked leaving you stranded. They aren’t meant to be invincible, and quality makes actually make their airbag compliant. These days they are mostly for light/which mounting points as well as…

A word of advice, no one else likes when you play devil's advocate.

So in addition to the stop sign infraction the cop is on the hook for unlawful arrest and illegal imprisonment.