I love the lack of any reaction from the pedestrian standing on the corner. Not that I’m surprised seeing as this is such a common thing.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Torch wasn’t here to suggest a Nissan President listing from Duncan Imports for some inexplicable reason.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

I doubt it’s because the person hates the color orange. The angry person is someone who lives on the street and can’t find parking. He probably saw Korey walk around the corner one time, and now the car is easy to spot.

Honestly, if I had JUST bought a Veyron and it got sideswiped by a CR-V, I probably would've had an identical reaction, if not worse. 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I’ve been saying this for like 5 years now:

I loved the lack of accents; if anything, it added to the naturalism of the show. I find that using accents to convey “foreignness” is cheesy and sometimes even distracting.

Ahem.

You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

I still don't know which one was Payton and which was Brayden.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

I haven’t finished the essay yet, I got to the part where Victor was trying to get the info to call Drew’s wife but couldn’t unlock the phone.

I think it’s:

Or the sky waitress can do what other wait staff in the world have to do and just placate and move on. 

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Maybe it’s just me but aren’t we sort of conflating the ideas of madness and evil? Killing innocent people in war is evil but not necessarily madness. Genghis Khan killed so many people in his conquesting that he altered the Earth’s environment but we think of him as a grade A jerk, not a funhouse lunatic. There was a…

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.