That is what you signed up for when you had unprotected sex and didn’t take your morning after pill.

It’s like tattooing a portion of exquisite skin.

In response to your opinion about tattoos, please see your other sentence:

The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it. 

This should have been published on The Takeout

It seems I’m one of the only people who still likes this show now, because apparently the idea that a show whose only long-running theme that rulership by birth is destructive at best and when led by ill rulers is horrifying in totality, ending with yet another ill-ruler with a longstanding history of…

That Dany was in danger of crossing a line has been in the books and show for a very long time. There have been cracks in her empathy and humanity throughout going all the way back to her reaction to Viserys’s death. She’s gone for mass murder more than once and usually in horrific ways — Qarth, Vaes Dothrak, various…

He’s not having a Goodyear

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.

Why are you here?

Then mind your own fucking business.  

“Moderately severe” is a delightful oxymoron. I’m going to add this as an example in my presentation on imprecise language for my students in my summer writing class. 

I’d rather see this truck than be subject to the asshats that comprise the board of an HOA.

So stop staring at your neighbors’ houses, damn creeper.

So you can tell that by two pics? Please self-fornicate.

Considering the contract says “moderately severe body damage”, the HOA are the ones violating the contract. His truck has zero body damage.

But that language is sufficiently vague enough to be unenforceable. What’s “moderately severe body damage”?

People keep bitching about the visibility in the Camaro, and I continue to not understand it.  I’m a standard 5' 9" male american, I daily drove a 2014 for three years, and I never had issues with visibility.  It took a few miles to get used to it, but it’s not like I was slamming into everything on either side of me.

Man, blogging about cars seems straightforward, just complain about everything.

That is fairly easy :