I simultaneously love and hate that brush guard. There’s just something uncanny valley about it.

“...I’ve been trying to figure out where the 18 missing inches of my postal Jeep’s frame went...” = Fe2O3.nH2O

Here’s the Toyota Supra Face before you’re supposed to see it.

“I would totally buy that if it was in the US and under $30K” that lurk around these parts, this is your moment!

hehe 666

My favorite of the cars I’ve owned was my ‘79 GMC pickup. It looked something like this.

If you wanted to haul a bike and a cord of firewood, and don’t care about off-road chops, this would be at the bottom of the pickup list. Just get a full-size truck (I’m partial to Ram) for $10k off MSRP and call it a day.

UGH that unibrow is SO UGLY!  Why do so many lemmings still buy them.  It’s like the wrangler is the pretend-to-be-a-car-guy vehicle, so people have to just tack crap onto them.  Lots of non-functional jeep modding.

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

That future features no sedans except for the Mustang

Personally, and I know this is an unpopular opinion, I think the current point format is really good. Its crazy and complicated, but it works. The playoff points do a good job of making sure drivers having the best season really need to screw it up to not make it to the 2nd to last round. Look at the cushion the big…

No because its Jalopnik and its cool to make fun of what you dont understand.

So, let me get this right:

There’s pictures and video of this guy and his truck at various Dump rallies, from 2016 to now, wearing a maga hat, stickers on his van. That false-flag was surely a very long con, especially as “being run as a last ditch effort to influence the mid terms”.

You make complete sense. /s

No matter ones political affiliation, anyone who tips the sticker to glass ratio or the sticker to paint ratio of a vehicle to a sticker majority has mental stability issues.

Looks like Fox news will be running a 24/24 Benghazi special over the next few days.

What about no ?

You’re just wrong.  Bumpers are hideous and photos of them should only exist to remind us of the horrors of the past so we don’t repeat those mistakes.  You have insurance.  You don’t need bumpers.

Pedant here, Torch. Technically Indian RHD cars would be Asian...

You do know the history of the GTO, right?