Am i in a safe place to say that the new raptor has one of the worst exhaust tones i’ve heard on a truck?  

If it’s anything like the 2017 writeup, it’s just exhaust and some suspension bits, nothing as aggressive as the Raptor.  It also has a handy hook on the dash to hang your flat-billed cap when not in use.

Look at Bill Gates over here with a keyboard.

Now THERE’s some exposed fastners

ATS-V in coupe or sedan form. Easily within budget, I’ve actaully seen some in sub $40K range (just).

Man, people are just phoning it in today.

Meh. It’s a Corvette, so all of us here on Jalopnik automatically know before hand it’s gonna suck. Doug DeMuro will confirm this. Can we get another 911/BMW or Mustang article before the day ends?

In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor. 

This is such a Brad comment. 

Take a deep breath Brad.

First things first, this guy is an asshole.

I gave some to my wife and she politely told me it was well cooked and well seasoned, and then she spat it out into the garbage because she thought it was too heavy to eat at lunch time.

It probably didn’t catch on since there are simpler solutions

Poly bushings sharpen the handling at the expense of ride quality. If you plan to use your car to transport other people, specifically members of the opposite sex, a tooth rattling suspension will not impress them.

Did Poly bushings on a car. Great upgrade. However.. installing grease fitting would have been a good idea. Graphite impregnated or not, it sounded like a 75 year old 5 pack a day dude running a marathon.

What is “leftover” steak?

drew puts knives in the dishwasher.  fry his face too.

God would have to break up my masturbation movie into 3 parts, like the Hobbit. Sure it could be done in one movie, but there are important details that would be missing and the audience of angels wouldn’t fully understand. “Who’s that character?” “What’s the backstory behind this?” “Why is he so mad at that person?”…