Whatever dude! Now I can finally make toast in the bathtub.

Whatever dude! Now I can finally make toast in the bathtub.

You’re killing me. Now I have to go on a 6 day binge of Judaism research. AGAIN.

I’m having a hard time finding Fahrenheit 451 on that list.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.

Warning, such a diet is known to cause severe balance and pain response issues, you will tip over at the slightest brush from another person and writhe in pain on the ground for an inordinate amount of time until someone blows a whistle for you.

Oh my god. It was 13 years ago! He apologized! How long do we have to keep being asshats about it before we can say we were sufficiently outraged enough to make ourselves feel good again?

Well, he looks like the kind of guy who knows how to get in a locked car, that’s for sure.

If you’re in too much of a hurry to boil water, throwing a large brick and your windshield will usually knock off most of the ice.

Japan was never complaining, they were applauding it. it was white Americans that were complaining about GITS.

Fuck, poop and vagina are the three bullet point words in the Gawker media stylebook.

Boinked?

Do we have to always say “fucked”? Is that obligatory now?

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

This is what Democracy looks like... the people voted, people that maybe disagree with you won the day...

Sure, but at least Huma wasn’t the one caught texting her junk to a 15-year-old. In the end, she can remake herself without that douchebag, and just shrug and say, “Eh, men! Can’t live with em...!”

Still waiting to find Nazis on the moon.

In Mexican Tsuru, crumple zones YOU!

One of my dogs I sometimes worry about. The other is too stupidly persistent to die.

Yep! Every time my pup curls up on my lap, I say to him “Thank God you’re never going to die.”

Not sure that the snark in this title was well placed.