Don't you mean....

All I know is that I'm pretty sure what the least-masturbated-to show on TV was (and probably always will be):

Yes I have. It was like eating a damn bacon burger, with some beef. So answer me, if you like bacon so much, why not just eliminate the beef and use a bacon patty? Why bother with the pretense of beef?

I disagree.

Don't you EVER touch this movie.

No, my complaints are about this episode, specifically. We didn't have an army of White Walkers or the hatching of dragons to hook us into next season. Instead we got...what? That people will continue to do things they were doing this season, like be married, be angry, or find the three-eyed crow? This season hit…

I thought this was such an incredibly strange episode of this show, not only as a season finale, but also just as a straight episode. There were a lot of what felt like missteps to me, and with so few that I can pick out in the entire series, the fact that a bunch came in a single episode just seemed like everyone…

I've read the books, I know that Robb blew it with the Red Wedding.

However, it was Catelyn who told Ned to join Robert. It was Catelyn who captured Tyrion and claimed that he tried to kill Bran, which may or may not have resulted in Ned's beheading. Without the additional incentive, he may have just been left in the…

In the end, the natural world always triumphs over modernist hubris and its impulse to annihilate. Brutalism, Bauhaus, and the International Style are all as dead as Doric columns, and the life of shadow and sinew and ornament continues to live and grow, flowers breaking out of the cracked concrete.

Polio Survivorman, Captain Weimar Republic, Super Broad, The Phantom Negro.