What if I just say it loud and with a lot of energy but it’s not really ‘funny’ per se?

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

That set was so bad Kurt Cobain came back to life and sold the rights to All Apologies to T-Mobile. Music is dead. Brand awareness, that’s where it’s at in 2018.

They’re better than that stupid “What’s a computer?” commercial or those stupid fuckin “REAL PEOPLE NOT ACTORS” ones.

I think this is the MSDS for what they are using based on the picture.*

Did they file an environmental impact statement?

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

Even a year ago, this sort of thing was unthinkable. A few mid-level guys, maybe. Guys with injury histories, sure. But this? The scope alone is incredible. I wouldn’t blame them if they went on strike.

Holy prototypical Philly stereotypes, Batman!

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

Jake driving it on the street blew my young mind.

Kids today don’t know shit about seeing a middle infielder blow out a knee while trying to field a simple ground ball at the Vet.

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