Who’s going to sign-up to try and be Genie??

Go Dawgs

Ashley.cynic.al

My friend found his dad’s email on the list today.

I purchased my now ex-wife’s engagement ring and two wedding bands — she got to walk away with all of them.

It’s called “Molly” and it’s amazing.

Wtf is this.

I contracted chickenpox when I was 18.

Andrelton Simmons > Alcides Escobar ;)

Dat some doodoo.

I’m in love.

Bc once you start you NEVER stop. When I started shaving every other day it just got worse.

Hard to believe we never noticed a person falling straight to the ground outside of the tower.

When I moved to Nashville I would purposefully get myself lost in the city just so I could find my way around. Takes some gas money and a little frustration but it helped me tremendously.

wut.

God that was fun to watch!

So much truth.

Sooo I’m a pastor - I had premarital sex [insert AYYYE!]

Can someone tell my mom this? Damn.

This is terribly written.