I contracted chickenpox when I was 18.

Andrelton Simmons > Alcides Escobar ;)

Bc once you start you NEVER stop. When I started shaving every other day it just got worse.

When I moved to Nashville I would purposefully get myself lost in the city just so I could find my way around. Takes some gas money and a little frustration but it helped me tremendously.

wut.

So much truth.

Sooo I’m a pastor - I had premarital sex [insert AYYYE!]

Can someone tell my mom this? Damn.

I’m not sure. I just know that certain companies that I’ve used (Comcast & Charter) are known for throttling torrent downloads.

I absolutely love uTorrent. I’ve never had a problem with it and it does exactly what I want it to do.

#2. sounds more like your internet is getting throttled by your ISP.

I love this.

I had a FOUR HOUR interview to be a youth pastor at a church.

That’s a bit much.

Go Terps, bitches!

This is also true for pure-breeds since they seem to have more health issues than mutts. My mother has insurance on her Yorkie and it's been a fantastic investment.

Surprised one of the semi drivers didn't put out flares at least.

First Houdini and now this? Adrien Brody is taking some weird gigs nowadays.

All I hear is a bunch of orgasms. Sounds like a party.

lol.