I love this.

I had a FOUR HOUR interview to be a youth pastor at a church.

That’s a bit much.

Go Terps, bitches!

This is also true for pure-breeds since they seem to have more health issues than mutts. My mother has insurance on her Yorkie and it's been a fantastic investment.

Surprised one of the semi drivers didn't put out flares at least.

First Houdini and now this? Adrien Brody is taking some weird gigs nowadays.

All I hear is a bunch of orgasms. Sounds like a party.

lol.

http://www.neverforeign.com/

I once shoplifted a fingerboard from Toys R' Us. It was in a pack of three but I only wanted the one with the alien as a DJ (yes, I'm serious). So my friend dared me to steal it. I looked around for cameras, broke open the package, took it out and put it in my pocket. My idiot friend kept making jokes at the register…

The actor in this exchange is Danny Woodburn btw.

Fuck all of your comments - it's STAR WARS!!!

My father-in-law committed suicide 2 years ago in April. He always battled depression, alcohol, bipolar and he's been verbally abusive my wife's entire life. But of course she loved him through everything. When he did it everything fell apart for my wife. She's still battling everything as if it happened yesterday and…

So now Keith Law is Galileo?

My friend bought both - he's played his Xbox One only once and has all but switched to the PS4

Imagine pulling the U.S. vs Canada thing in a post-9/11 America. That wouldn't go over well.

Uga bitch slaps Smokey every year.

What kind of potato was this filmed with?

ALL of Tarantino's films are based on DIALOGUE.