"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

Tough, but correct decision here. There's nothing more important than the safety of the people who watch other people destroy their brains.

Because being poor makes it okay to steal. Right.

That's sweet of them. I hope all the TVs were completely ruined.

So you are saying in a game in which the Blackhawks:

Is this a real post or are you just flat out trolling?

Renting a car is for broke kids? Ha. I am doing pretty well, actually. So are all of my D.C. friends in consulting, lobbying, law and medicine... and none of them have a car either. I use Zipcar when gf and I want to go to Costco or maybe buy something big off craigslist... maybe head to a co-workers house in the…

Nino is Swiss for fuck you Norm Green! Go Minnesota.

I'm nutty about steak. Especially bacon wrapped filet.

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

This is Larry Duncan and his sister Pamela Johnson (Duncan). Their dad was a lifelong Gopher's fan with season tickets for 40 years until he passed a few years ago. Larry and Pam decided they would continue his legacy by taking over his season tickets and they haven't missed a home game yet. One of their first games…

The reason they couldn't run down everyone who appeared in this segment is because doing so would inevitably lead to mistakes like you made.

That was 2009 Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird between Lindsey Lohan and Mike Tyson.

"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit..."

Nobody is saying "chemicals" are bad (that's ridiculous).

"Didn't you know that GMOs are banned in Europe?" said every person that has absolutely no clue that mankind has been genetically modifying organisms since the very first fence was built.

Just wait until you see how Putin plans to lead in the Russian delegation:

I keep watching the GIF.

Monsanto is currently putting a chemical in their GMO corn that is used in crayons, packing materials, and carpets. That chemical? Corn.

Just because a chemical found in an edible thing that but also found in another inedible thing that doesn't mean we should freak out. Everything is chemicals. The amounts and how they are combined determine the freak out level you should apply to it. Science, it's your friend.