In regards to BIL, my suspicion is that the sister hasn’t told the “kids” yet because what she’ll tell the kids is that their father never loved her, never wanted them, was never anything but a liar with utterly nefarious motives, because, fag. And that she only agreed to keep the relationship secret at all, delaying…

What cishet daughter hasn’t said the exact same thing to Mom?

“now, mom, this is going to be hard to hear, but I can’t think of a non-sexually explicit way to say this...”

I notice they don’t show below the belt area here...is that because it’d show the cut-offs?

The guy playing Jafar looks way too young and not threatening enough.

Guy Ritchie used to make interesting, clever, daring movies, but no one went to see them, and they made no money.

Yes, the Chinese will love this movie.

Is no one going to mention that Jaffar now looks and sounds like the patriarch in an Agatha Christie mystery? Isn’t he supposed to be repulsive to Jasmine?

Glad to see that guys who worked on CGI for music video of Eiffel 65 I’m Blue are still employed!

One of the Genie’s wish rules is that he can’t bring dead things to life. So not even he can save this movie.

As an LGBTQ+ person, I don’t agree with the Evangelical Christian lifestyle. However, I don’t yell at evangelicals or throw my rainbow flag at them, even when they scream at us at our gatherings, try to deny us equality under the law, shoot up our bars, barricade our health clinics, straight-up murder us in the street,…

And then this person goes and says “let’s agree to disagree” as though their position isn’t unequivocally wrong.

Yeah, but remember you all have to die (e.g. Jews) just so that 144k Christians can go to heaven.

Look, it’s over just like racism and sexism, according to straight, white, Chrisitans

What is the “LGBT lifestyle”?

I don’t agree with the LGBT lifestyle. However...

Marriage equality is awesome and life-affirming, but can we also see about getting full, Federally-mandated protections from employment and housing discrimination? Us queers don’t have the same rights as straight folk and won’t until this shit gets cleaned up -- that’s why the culture war rolls on. Never mind that it…

The scotus as itis now probably wouldn’t recognize us as equal humans. And I love how atheists and Christians alike bring up Leviticus as the issue- Us Jews have more liberal stances towards gay people than those who identify as “nones” on polls. It’s almost as if nobody else has gotten over it but us- and it’s our…

Unitarian...many Episcopal churches (Protestant sects it depends on the individual church itself)...um, Reformed Judaism?...annnnnnd...Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Is that Miley Cyrus's face?