If you don’t have time for reviews that are barely 5,000 words, then you sure as hell don’t have time to play any games.

Read, and pull a “yes/no” from the context of the article.  

Gamergate’s over, dude. Your movement ruined a bunch of indie developers’ lives and ignored the real issues in gaming and gaming journalism and now it’s over. Move on. No one fucking cares.

Again, dafuq? The only thing was you saying the dark humor and pop culture references were gone from the game. They aren’t.

That’s it. End of story.

The fact they release reviews that don’t actually scale the game is all you need to know.

I don’t mind it because a person should be able to determine a yes or no based on reading the review. Plus a yes or no is very subjective. That should be a conclusion the reader determines on their own based on their own interests and preferences.

There’s TONS of dark humor and pop culture references in the game. Just need to find them out. There’s a house dedicated to The Final Pam in the game. That’s the most recent one I found.

I love that they have reviews that don’t score games. Brings more attention to the content of the review instead of a grade and list of pros and cons. It’s also a different format than pretty much any other game review around and I’m always for something that’s different than the norm.

That’s called “having opinions”.

Everyone knows kotaku and Bethesda get along really well.

Tom, Tom, Tom...

Except Bethesda has said the DLC’s will be free to all players and they will make money from selling cosmetic-only items. No season pass to buy and no “pay-to-win” scheme. Honestly, the amount of hate and misinformation this game gets is astounding. If you don’t like it, just leave it alone. Sheesh.

How on earth did the DNC not run ads in every single race this fall simply pointing out all the ways the Republican party tries to stop people from voting with the tagline “Why Don’t They Want You To Vote?”

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

Sorry for your loss, and I completely agree with you.

Traction/stability control saved me last weekend. Hit a deep, nearly invisible puddle in the dark on the freeway on the driver’s side, absolutely kept the car from pulling out of control and into a wall.

A couple years ago I was driving my BRZ after a pretty heavy rainfall, it was towards the end of the life of the tires. At 40 mph I hit a puddle/pothole and hydroplaned - the car snapped 90 degrees and was sideways across the narrow oil and stone road. Before I could even think to move the wheel the stability control…

Indeed, had the same experience with an Audi A6 as a teen. Having no car of my own, I was usually stuck borrowing the Mazda from my mom, but this particular night, with fresh snow on the roads, I got to use my dad’s Audi.

if it’s any consolation it doesn’t seem like many of them are actual real people

Flint still doesn’t have clean water, and this is how people are spending their time. Cool cool cool cool cool. 

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?