No, Millennials will say they’re copper/bronze n00bs.

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

I thought it was just a weird design that was super easy to think you had it in park when it was in fact in neutral.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

D-0? Rock on!

That’s not a TIE Fighter. It’s a picture of the 3019 Mustang at a Cars and Coffee meet on Tatooine.

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

His purpose has been to gain power for himself and the authoritarian right. Snowden did the opposite. 

He’s not a whistleblower. All the guys who were into that left Wikileaks ages ago. Assange is just a rapey wannabe celebrity.

Except he turned into a whistleblower with a political purpose. Or do you think his efforts, say, during the 2016 election were all about openness? This guy has turned into the David Pecker of the internet age.

Some people want to know how they can be as polite and accommodating as possible, because that’s just the way they want to be. This article is pretty clearly for people who go out of their way to make other people’s lives a tiny bit easier. It’s useful if you want to know if you’re actually helping someone by taking a…

A wheeled yellow submarine driven by a repurposed wind turbine in place of the propeller?

Oh, man, that was traumatic. Brutal movie for a kid to watch.

Lawrence, Kansas will always make me think of the movie The Day After, which scared the living bejeebies out of me as a little kid.

It wouldn’t be the first time an EV went to Lemons:

I wonder if Hardcastle and McCormick is on Netflix.

I wanted to argue, but ... I can’t. You’re right. As a lovely lady once put it, “Oh lawd, ain’t nobody got time for that!” It’s only the elderly that think time stops for them.

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Hey, that’s because our sister site io9 was doing an excellent (and now published) report of their own.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls