Meanwhile, all the Kinja racists are over at Jalopnik.

The police department that shot Tamir Rice has a problem with black players protesting police violence/discrimination. Natch.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

The difference, of course, is that in nature, every animal starts out with the same opportunities. With humans, through no fault of the individual, the individual can find themselves born into a position where achievement just isn’t possible.

Except in nature, the stronger, faster, smarter animals survive.

Obama’s dad went to Harvard.

He sucks if you are trying to win. If your goal is to be decent until December 1st then gloriously crash and burn then he is your man every once in a while when he doesn’t get hurt or started sucking earlier

Its Jay Culter

That’s the dolphin way.

It’s as if New England’s chances of winning the AFC East weren’t already 110% with minimal effort, Jay Cutler as QB just ensures it. The only time you’ll ever read Jay Cutler, effort and 110% in the same sentence.

“Who the fuck cares?”

Avoided signing a QB who cares too much by signing a QB who couldn’t care less.

yes.

There have definitely been people in your life who’ve told you that you’re not funny. You should’ve listened to those people.

I usually tip on take out and I don’t make much money and live in a city with one of the highest costs of living in the US. For me, and this is just for me, I just feel that if I can afford to go somewhere for food or drinks or whatever, I can afford to also tip. Again, that’s just me. Mostly because I’m just a…

CNN has no obligation to protect your online anonymity. They are a news organization, not a parish. CNN cut an asshole some slack, which is more than what they had to do.

I don’t really think changing it from “K,” which makes really no sense as an abbreviation for “strikeout,” to something like “SO,” which makes perfect sense, or something like “X” which also makes a kind of sense (but then occasionally be supporting hardcore porn!) would sow confusion for “ourselves and those in the…

Actually, “not wanting to deal with those issues” is, precisely, elitist. Be elitist all you want, but at least own it.

Crosstown buses usually stop every 2 blocks or so, but those are avenues, which are quite long. That’s how they are supposed to work. Remember, buses aren’t just for young, able-bodied people who want to to get somewhere that they could walk to if they wanted. Buses are often a life-saver for the elderly and mobility…

Goodness.