But in this case, the teams are the league. Weed is bad to the teams because the league penalizes players who get caught with the drug in their system, but the teams are the agents establishing and enforcing the drug policy in the first place.

Not to anyone that isn’t a bigoted shit. Tattoo prejudice? Really? What a fucking joke you are.

Sometimes pulling over for the cops can be a death sentence

This dog whistling is making my ears bleed.

Save it for Thanksgiving, Uncle Albo.

the nba hall of fame does not exist

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Obamacare isn’t socialized medicine, numbnuts.

NMSU should never have hired this guy to be their head coach....

I'll vote for Hillary in November, because what choice do I have, but after what she said about the Reagans and the AIDS epidemic of the 80s the thought of doing so actually makes me feel ill.

with great motherfucking joy i exclaim:

You probably thought you needed a Bill James rambling, poorly thought-out shitpost on Donald Trump, and yet you don’t. [The Federalist]

I think Yahoo Sports is more your speed.

Yes, just what the internet needs, another middle aged white dude whinging about “PC culture” being this enormous existential threat when terrorism, unchecked gun violence, a Potemkin economy and global fucking warming exist. I cannot wait for the last Boomer to die, I hope it’s not in one of the massive floods that…

No, we didn’t need this, and this is a very bad take.

You might have the largest disconnect between user name and actual comments in Deadspin history.

The University of Take It Easy It Was a Fucking Joke

Jesus, dude… You sound so fucking judgmental and self-righteous.

Nobody deserves to be abused.

What a sore LOSER!