But I thought these kids were naive and stupid and couldn’t change anything. YOU LIED TO ME, COMMENTS SECTION.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Scroll Tide.

“He’s going to kill me, and he’s going to get away with it, because he’s O.J. Simpson.” -Nicole Brown Simpson

This is actually not a bad idea. I’d certainly like to see that world.

Only women should legally be allowed to carry weapons. Men would cower.

The original joke on Brian Posehn’s comedy album Live In: Nerd Rage, “Dork for Thirty Years” was funnier.

Sounds eerily familiar to a Brian Posehn bit...

This is an old Brian Posehn bit about a metal band.

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

Dressing a kid as Shortround... Cool. but may not be recognized by himself.

First the dissolve and now this. Lots of talented writers on the market right now. The being said, the writing was on the wall. The site really had gone downhill in the part several months.

Props to ASU for assuring the rest of the nation its graduates are still as worthless as ever.

“I doubt he was allowed to pay for his own meal anywhere in the Bay Area.”

Could be worse. He could be Nick Chubb, who left with a non-contract injury.

Lincoln Chafee took the stage at the Democratic debate with the confidence of a man who thought he was waiting in line for a Danish.

LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL OKAY.

A closet, you mean the “pantry”? Presumably you have counter space and sufficient outlets (very few in old buildings. I lived in a 1920 building).