A) I feel old now.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure a black person in America refusing to be pulled over is just survival instinct at this point.

stanozololmets

Bobby Bonilla’s deal doesn’t run out until 2035.... LOLMETS is ancient, contemporary, and future history

“Years later, David Geithner’s children would look back on the day that ruined their family forever and remark that it wasn’t a total loss - ‘a bunch of awful people realized the value of friendship, at least.’ ”

This is a good story and the sentiments are laudable and understandable. But nobody is laying mushroom clouds on Gawker. Somebody inside Gawker's own office did that when they hit “Publish” thinking they were laying a mushroom cloud on Conde Nast.

Blood Jort

Undersized? Dude is 6’4”

When did Mia sit down and agree with Duke that these texts would be private? If he doesn’t want people to know he’s thirsty as hell then he shouldn’t send her a message every month, despite that fact that she isn’t responding. You’d think he would get the hint, but nah.

Actual Lesson: Men are actual trash that think it’s okay to send women things like this.

“69% of US homes in major markets showed their total indifference to women’s soccer.”

So Germany thumps Brazil in the men’s game (and even more drastically), that’s all well and good. But the US women do the same to Japan, and it’s Bad For The Game? Uh huh.

Well, he shouldn't have dressed like that.

My favorite Jai Courtney role was the one he was in for Unbroken. Because he lasted about a whole 5 minutes in it before getting killed.

Was it THAT shitty of a thing to say?

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN BEING A MAN BABY, FP

Shut up

Oh, we’re going back to asterisks now? Do we star everyone who came before integration? Before or after the 162 game season? Live ball, dead ball? Which pitching mound rule do we consider the control?