The problem for your kids isn't that an internet shlub called him an asshole; the problem is that their father IS an asshole.

The tipping-mandatory structure may not be optimal, but if it were optional, you'd be paying that extra money for the items on your plate instead. So.. suck it up and welcome to America.

Nothing you've said to defend yourself makes you any less a bag of dicks.

#Benghazi

Tim Howard is likely going to murder half the team tonight back at the hotel. And I can't really blame him.

No, no, that's you. #notallwhitepeople like the confederate flag. #notallwhitepeople like hockey sticks. Womp, womp. I think you're not seeing the forest for the trees here.

That second one still runs rampant around here. "Growing up as a ginger with really big curls, I totally understand your struggle with natural hair and self love."

I believe it. That's why I left Jezebel for a few years. You couldn't have any post about race without either 1)People calling reverse racism 2)The opposite extreme, people trying to hard to relate to you (i.e. "I have freckles so I totally get what it means to be an oppressed minority")

I think what is really getting people tight is that, she's not sorry at all. Like listen negro wench, how dare you. You must take rich white racist men seriously at all times. Cause how are we supposed to hold on to our power if you don't?

Settle down sport. Maybe you should go to where they appreciate your viewpoint. Here I'll even give you the url: https://www.stormfront.org/forum/

I kinda knew too. It's just amazing to have it all contained in a post where Beyonce and natural hair aren't theme of the article.

You didn't? Hell, I did. I knew.

No, I think he's referring to Steve Hawaii, known racist.

Yeah I don't get how this warranted a resignation.

What is Latin for "wet blanket"?

it's almost as if it's a joke and not actually a real term

OK, our resident author Josh defending himself up there (#notalljoshes) PLUS your comment PLUS your username... I'm dying!

Guy in Brazil Jersey: I'm telling you, I'm paralyzed! I have no feeling in my legs. I will never walk again!