I can't stand her voice. My mother is always like "I know you hate her but..."

I did not know this. Never seen that show. This gives me an idea for a follow-up piece, though: "Rachel Ray is a Cheap Asshole."

Both of y'all need to just bow down to crepes. For real.

No acknowledgement that "Rita" is the female lead in Groundhog Day as well?

this is good kinja

Oh, yeah! Those imaginary chicks are so rascally!

Way to turn Deadspin into some lame pick up artist bull shit.

None of those things could be fixed in the few minutes it takes to task a staffer with drafting a letter, and then tasking that same staffer to quickly run around the Senate offices getting it signed. Should I presume that you won't spend 30 seconds checking your mail this evening, because those 30 seconds would be…

I love posts like this. There is nothing more entertaining that reading a bunch of comments by white people saying terms like redskins isn't offensive as if they know anything about being a minority in this country. Absolute tools.

You're right. The fact that they didn't do anything about this before is definitely a good reason for them not to do anything about it now.

Yeah! Think of how many "defund Obamacare" bills were introduced in the House as the Senate slaved over this letter.

Yeah, just imagine the hours upon hours of deliberation and debate they must have wasted signing their names on a piece of paper.

I would like to hang with you.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord...

Always and forever.

Strawberry rhubarb is my favorite pie.

An asshole doing a PSA on behalf of an asshole organization against another asshole organization.