this is good kinja

Oh, yeah! Those imaginary chicks are so rascally!

Way to turn Deadspin into some lame pick up artist bull shit.

None of those things could be fixed in the few minutes it takes to task a staffer with drafting a letter, and then tasking that same staffer to quickly run around the Senate offices getting it signed. Should I presume that you won't spend 30 seconds checking your mail this evening, because those 30 seconds would be…

I love posts like this. There is nothing more entertaining that reading a bunch of comments by white people saying terms like redskins isn't offensive as if they know anything about being a minority in this country. Absolute tools.

You're right. The fact that they didn't do anything about this before is definitely a good reason for them not to do anything about it now.

Yeah! Think of how many "defund Obamacare" bills were introduced in the House as the Senate slaved over this letter.

Yeah, just imagine the hours upon hours of deliberation and debate they must have wasted signing their names on a piece of paper.

I would like to hang with you.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord...

Always and forever.

Strawberry rhubarb is my favorite pie.

"Hi and welcome to Applebees! Are you with a party or by yourself? Oh, I see you're with a party! Thanks for coming, the set of worthless fucking douchebags are over there in the goddamn corner."

An asshole doing a PSA on behalf of an asshole organization against another asshole organization.

You're my new favorite. Thank you for so succinctly taking these chuckleheads down.

I agree 100 percent. The whole thing strikes me as utterly heartbreaking. I don't know why. I can't speak to her motives or anything like that. But at face value, a woman in her 30s wanting to go back to high school just seems like someone who wants a second chance at life. We can all relate.